December 10, 2016 at 07:41PM December 10, 2016 at 07:41PM

How to make a hot dog Dugtrio, as inspired by The Pokémon Cookbook Despite the lore dating back to Pokémon Gold and Silver claiming you can make a delicious soup from Slowpoke tails, the new Pokémon Cookbook doesn’t show you how to cook your Pokémon friends. To that I say: thank goodness. Instead, we get a delightful guide on how to style your food in the most kawaii of ways, whether it’s a “Pikachu Happy Face Cake” or “Meowth Mashed Potatoes,” in which Meowth’s arms are made of cauliflower. Unlike the also-recently-released World of Warcraft cookbook, which features hearty recipes worthy of a feast, the Pokémon cookbook features light bites and cutely styled food that’s too precious to eat. Except I totally did, and I’m here to tell you that two hot dog wieners and a couple of stray potato chunks don’t... Continue reading…